YOGA PANTS PRANK. ITS A DUDE!

BASICALLY JUST WATCH THIS VIDEO . . .



But keep in mind the question: Are women wearing yoga pants soliciting sexual behavior from men, or do men just need to have more respect for women?









The video puts it perfectly. 'This is what women deal with all the time."



You really think that every super fly chicka you see rockin yoga pants just has it out to have you staring at her, making sly comments, or even approach her to ask her out? You are twisted if you think this. In arab cultures, they have their women cover up, because they would be too tempting for men. So men just inherently have no self control, and even less respect for the fairer sex? Sounds like a crock of shit to me.



I found myself buying into it at first too, which was the freaky part to me. If you've ever had a girlfriend who wears yoga pants around, you'll know what I mean. I was finding myself feeling jealous, and even making comments to her, and asking why she was wearing them around all the time. . . Then I realized:

I'M THE ONE CREATING THIS NONSENSE!

Why should I care what a girl wants to wear if it is comfortable, looks good, and makes her feel confident? What am I going to act like some Islamic suppressor toward my own girl friend? Answer, Hell no!



I realized that as men, it is our role to be supportive of women. Raising them up and standing behind them if they fall, which is especially nice if they happen to be wearing yoga pants. If you are worried about your girl strutting around in yoga pants, MAN UP. You should trust your girl in the first place, but if you can't, then you should try to be so badass that she wouldn't even want to pursue anything else, right? You are just going to push her away with jealous comments, and acting like a fool. After all, if she is looking super sexy, and you are the one who gets to take her home, doesn't that just make you super awesome?



My advice to women is keep strutting your stuff around. You look super hot. Don't let some asshole tell you what to wear, but also don't let asshole make shitty comments or treat you like an object just cause you have a nice butt. Also, take your man with you to a yoga class or two. He might even like it.



My advice to men is to treat all women with respect. Go check out a yoga class. There are actually dozens of other hot chicks wearing yoga pants there, you can get a great work out and stretch in, and maybe even support your girl in the process. If girls wearing yoga pants bothers you, and you want a change, remember: Change only comes from within. Go check out a class, and you might just change your perception. . .

Buddhist Jokes

Laughter is the best medicine I have found, and no laughter can be more pure that that ensuing from a buddhist joke, so here goes:

1. A young monk arrives at the monastery. He is assigned to helping the other monks in copying the old canons and laws by hand. 

He notices, however, that all of the monks are copying from copies, not from the original manuscript. So, the new monk goes to the head abbot to question this, pointing out that if someone made even a small error in the first copy, it would never be picked up! In fact, that error would be continued in all of the subsequent copies. The head monk, says, "We have been copying from the copies for centuries, but you make a good point, my son." He goes down into the dark caves underneath the monastery where the original manuscripts are held as archives in a locked vault that hasn't been opened for hundreds of years. Hours go by and nobody sees the old abbot. So, the young monk gets worried and goes down to look for him. He sees him banging his head against the wall and wailing, "We missed the "R" ! , we missed the "R" !" His forehead is all bloody and bruised and he is crying uncontrollably. The young monk asks the old abbot, "What's wrong, father?" With A choking voice, the old abbot replies, "The word was... CELEBRATE !!! " 

2. Why are there no good Buddhist blues guitarists? 

They have no soul. 

3. Simpering debutante latching onto Buddhism as a fashion statement, to make her seem more spiritual, holy, wholesome and chastely pure.... (think Paris Hilton on a zafu....)  meets Dalai Lama backstage, (rich daddy got her a stage-pass!) after his talk on attachment, materialism and the suffering of the affluent west...
"Oh Dali," she croons, clutching her hands under her chin, " i just loooved your talk thing with all the maroon robe and smelly stuff, it was so keeewel!"
The Dalai Lama, smiling as ever, bows slightly... bemused....
"Yeah, well....great.... anyway, you'll never guess what??
My daddy, who's a real big fan of yours, (he's bought all your records and stuff)... you know, he made a bet with me, and he bet me that if i can just get you to say three words, to me, personally, just to me..." *squeals in anticipated delight*, "he says he'll buy me a brand new arctic fox fur coat! isn't that just thebest..?!?
so what do you say, Dali dearest?"

HH the Dalai Lama pauses, smiles, and replies -
"Daddy wins!"

4. Why did the Buddhist coroner get fired?
He kept marking the cause of death as "birth".

5. One zen student said, “My teacher is the best. He can go days without eating.” 

The second said, “My teacher has so much self-control, he can go days without sleep.”
The third said, “My teacher is so wise that he eats when he’s hungry and sleeps when he’s tired.”

Have a blessed day!